Fraulein Christine
Fraulein Christine der Smakken Cras... Probably the best drummer in the Black Forest or any other gateaux.
‘Our Herman’
Herman von Krakken Fahrte, better known as 'Herman the German'. From a small fishing village outside Stuttgart called Wolverhampton.
Helmut von Winkleskrote
Having studied at the Royal Academy of Tuba Blowing & Tambourine Shaking, Helmut is without question the most talented musician in the band.
Klein Wilhelme
Known to everyone as ‘Little Willy’. That’s just his name. When he plays the accordion, his fingers never leave his wrists.
Colonel Heinrich
Colonel Heinrich von Fahrte Draggon... Just returned from America where he did a concert for non-other than the President of the United Diaries.
Jurgen von Nakker
Jurgen von Nakker Snakker... Under no circumstances, mention the Summer of 1966. Ever.
Herr Heinrick Manoeuvre
He has just signed a 12 month contract with Thames Television. They said if he keeps up the payments, he can keep the TV.
